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Pooh Bear WAS GAY! A lot of spurious, assorted and unsupported 'facts' about animals
Ancient
Egyptians
revered
cats.
They
thought
the
animals
were
sent
by
heaven.
When
a
cat
died
its
owner
shaved
off
his
eyebrows
in
mourning.
The
oldest
domestic
cat
was
a
female
tabby
named "Ma" that
lived
to
be
34
years
old.
The
oldest
male
cat
was
32,
and
belonged
to
a
pit
in
the
north
of
England
where.
It
had
survived
quite
a
few
battles,
but
not
without
some
marks
to
show
for
it.
It
was
named "Scargill".
Cat's
urine
glows
under
an
ultra-violet
light.
Why
this
should
be
so,
or
who
should
care,
I
know
not.
Only
male
turkeys
(Toms)
gobble;
females
make
a
sort
of
clicking
noise.
Turkeys
do
not
come
from
Turkey.
Indeed
it
is
said
that
the
only
turkeys
in
the
country
are
imports
in
food
shops.
For
some
reason
turkeys
often
look
up
at
the
sky
when
it
is
raining.
Nobody
seems
to
know
why.
It
can't
be
a
survival
thing;
turkeys
have
drowned
in
particularly
heavy
rain.
Catgut
comes
not
from
cats,
but
from
sheep.
Enjoy
your
tennis
or
playing
your
violin
in
front
of
Tiddles.
In
the
United
States
most
fire
stations,
or
firehouses,
were
built
with
the
actual
fire
fighting
equipment
on
the
ground
floor,
and
the
living
quarters
or
dormitories
above.
The
next
generation
of
buildings
was
constructed
the
same
way,
but
with
circular
stairs
instead
of
straight
ones.
The
horses
that
were
stabled
on
the
ground
floor
had
worked
out
how
to
cope
with
straight
stairs
and
liked
to
trot
up
for
a
bit
of
company
and
some
warmth
in
the
evenings.
Have
you
ever
tried
to
lead
a
horse
downstairs?
They
don't
like
it,
I
assure
you.
If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. So I'm told. Could be an interesting experiment, and serve some of the buggers right for shitting all over my boat.
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