| Clamo,
clamatis,
omnes
clamamus
pro
glace
lactis. |
| |
I
scream,
you
scream,
we
all
scream
for
ice
cream. |
| |
| Sit
vis
vobiscum. |
| |
May
the
Force
be
with
you. |
| |
| Domino
vobiscum. |
| |
Pizza
delivery. |
| |
| Da
mihi
sis
crustum
Etruscum
cum
omnibus
in
eo. |
| |
I'll
have
a
pizza
with
everything. |
| |
| Nucleo
predicus
dispella
conducticus. |
| |
Remove
foil
before
microwaving. |
| |
| Nunc
Tutus
Exitus
Computarus. |
| |
It's
Now
Safe
To
Turn
Off
Your
Computer. |
| |
| Veni,
Vidi,
Velcro. |
| |
I
came;
I
saw;
I
stuck
around. |
| |
| Veni
vidi
duci. |
| |
I
came,
I
saw,
I
calculated. |
| |
| Volo
comparare
nonnulla
tegumembra. |
| |
I'd
like
to
buy
some
condoms. |
| |
| Prehende
uxorem
meam,
sis, |
| |
Take
my
wife.
Please! |
| |
| Non
calor
sed
umor
est
qui
nobis
incommodat. |
| |
It's
not
the
heat,
it's
the
humidity. |
| |
| Di!
Ecce
hora!
Uxor
mea
me
necabit. |
| |
God,
look
at
the
time!
My
wife
will
kill
me. |
| |
| Radix
lecti. |
|
Couch
potato. |
| |
| Si
fractum
non
sit,
noli
id
reficere. |
| |
If
it
ain't
broke,
don't
fix
it. |
| |
| Noli
me
vocare,
ego
te
vocabo. |
| |
Don't
call
me,
I'll
call
you. |
| |
| Estne
volumen
in
toga,
an
solum
tibi
libet
me
videre? |
| |
Is
that
a
scroll
in
your
toga,
or
are
you
just
happy
to
see
me? |
| |
| Sona
si
Latine
loqueris. |
| |
Honk
if
you
speak
Latin. |
| |
| Labia
lege. |
| |
Read
my
lips. |
| |
| Purgamentum
init,
exit
purgamentum. |
| |
Garbage
in,
garbage
out. |
| |
| Braccae
tuae
aperiuntur. |
| |
Your
flies
are
open. |
| |
| Apudne
te
vel
me? |
| |
Your
place
or
mine? |
| |
| Obesa
cantavit. |
| |
The
fat
lady
has
sung. |
| |
| Te
audire
no
possum.
Musa
sapientum
fixa
est
in
aure. |
| |
I
can't
hear
you.
I
have
a
banana
in
my
ear. |
| |
| Cogito,
ergo
doleo. |
| |
I
think,
therefore
I
am
depressed. |
| |
| Cogito
sumere
potum
alterum. |
| |
I
think
I’ll
have
another
drink. |
| |
| Abundant
dulcibus
vitiis. |
| |
Nobody's
perfect. |
| |
| Actio
personalis
monitur
cum
persona. |
| |
Dead
men
don't
sue. |
| |
| Vacca
foeda. |
| |
Stupid
cow. |
| |
| Mihi
ignosce.
Cum
homine
de
cane
debeo
congredi. |
| |
Excuse
me.
I've
got
to
see
a
man
about
a
dog. |
| |
| Sharpei
diem. |
| |
Seize
the
wrinkled
dog. |
| |
| Ne
auderis
delere
orbem
rigidum
meum! |
| |
Don't
you
dare
erase
my
hard
disc! |
| |
| Illiud
Latine
dici
non
potest. |
| |
You
can't
say
that
in
Latin. |
| |
| Braccae
illae
virides
cum
subucula
rosea
et
tunica
Caledonia-quam
elenganter
concinnatur. |
| |
Those
lime
green
trousers
are
perfect
with
the
pink
shirt
and
tartan
jacket. |
| |
| Totum
dependeat. |
| |
Let
it
all
hang
out. |
| |
| Sic
faciunt
omnes. |
| |
Everybody's
doing
it. |
| |
| Fac
ut
vivas. |
| |
Get
a
life. |
| |
| Log
floggit
cum
palma
folliculus. |
| |
If
you
don't
stop
it,
you'll
go
blind. |
| |
| Dumbassus!
Hottie
iste
transvestitus! |
| |
Idiot!
That
gorgeous
woman
isn’t! |
| |
| Aquaductus
non
diuresis! |
| |
Don't
do
that
in
the
swimming
pool! |
| |
| Imus
ad
magum
Ozi
videndum,
magum
Ozi
mirum
mirissimum. |
| |
We’re
off
to
see
the
wizard,
the
wonderful
wizard
of
Oz. |
| |
| Magnus
frater
spectat
te... |
| |
Big
Brother
is
watching
you.... |
| |
| Habetis
bona
deum. |
| |
Have
a
nice
day. |
| |
| Die
dulci
fruere. |
| |
Have
a
nice
day. |
| |
| Fac
ut
gaudeam. |
| |
Make
my
day. |
| |
| Credo
Elvem
etiam
vivere. |
| |
Elvis
is
alive
and
well. |
| |
| Sum,
ergo
edo. |
| |
I
am,
therefore
I
eat. |
| |
| Duc,
sequere,
aut
de
via
decede. |
| |
Lead,
follow,
or
get
out
of
the
way. |
| |
| Paucis
verbis,
quid
est
deconstructionismus? |
| |
What,
in
a
nutshell,
is
deconstructionism? |
| |
| Qualem
mulierculam! |
| |
What
a
bimbo! |
| |
| Lagunculae
leydianae
non
accedunt. |
| |
Batteries
not
included. |
| |
| Ducator
meus
nihil
agit
sine
lagunculae
leynidae
accedunt. |
| |
My
calculator
does
not
work
without
batteries. |
| |
| Ubi
est
mea
anaticula
cumminosa? |
| |
Where’s
my
rubber
duck? |
| |
| Mater
tua
criceta
fuit,
et
pater
tuo
redoluit
bacarum
sambucus. |
| |
Your
mother
was
a
hamster
and
your
father
smelt
of
elderberries. |
| |
| Balaenae
nobis
conservandae
sunt. |
| |
Save
the
whales. |
| |
| Lapsus
nivium! |
| |
Avalanche!! |
| |
| Machina
improba!
Vel
mihi
ede
potum
vel
mihi
redde
nummos
meos! |
| |
You
infernal
machine!
Give
me
my
drink
or
give
me
back
my
money! |
| |
| Ire
fortiter
quo
nemo
ante
iit. |
| |
To
boldly
go
where
no
man
has
gone
before. |
| |
| Spucatum
tauri. |
| |
Bull
shit. |
| |
| Cave
canem. |
| |
Beware
of
the
dog. |
| |
| Confacimus
navegemus. |
| |
Bugger
it
-
let's
go
sailing. |
| |
| Meum
cerebrum
nocet. |
| |
My
brain
hurts. |
| |
| Crapulam
terriblem
habeo. |
| |
I
have
a
terrible
hangover. |
| |
| Nullum
gratuitum
prandium. |
| |
There
is
no
such
thing
as
a
free
lunch. |
| |
|
| Many
(humble
and
shamefaced)
thanks
to
Rob
den
Heijer
from
Maarssen
in
Holland
for
correcting
my
speeling
errors. |
