FINE CUT FILMS - NONSENSE
USEFUL LATIN PHRASES
Culture and cool all in the same sentence. What could be better than that? Er... Well, almost anything, really. The pit bull terrier of dog latin.
| Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis. | |
| I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. | |
| Sit vis vobiscum. | |
| May the Force be with you. | |
| Domino vobiscum. | |
| Pizza delivery. | |
| Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo. | |
| I'll have a pizza with everything. | |
| Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus. | |
| Remove foil before microwaving. | |
| Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus. | |
| It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer. | |
| Veni, Vidi, Velcro. | |
| I came; I saw; I stuck around. | |
| Veni vidi duci. | |
| I came, I saw, I calculated. | |
| Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra. | |
| I'd like to buy some condoms. | |
| Prehende uxorem meam, sis, | |
| Take my wife. Please! | |
| Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. | |
| It's not the heat, it's the humidity. | |
| Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit. | |
| God, look at the time! My wife will kill me. | |
| Radix lecti. | |
| Couch potato. | |
| Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. | |
| If it ain't broke, don't fix it. | |
| Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. | |
| Don't call me, I'll call you. | |
| Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? | |
| Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Sona si Latine loqueris. | |
| Honk if you speak Latin. | |
| Labia lege. | |
| Read my lips. | |
| Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum. | |
| Garbage in, garbage out. | |
| Braccae tuae aperiuntur. | |
| Your flies are open. | |
| Apudne te vel me? | |
| Your place or mine? | |
| Obesa cantavit. | |
| The fat lady has sung. | |
| Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. | |
| I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. | |
| Cogito, ergo doleo. | |
| I think, therefore I am depressed. | |
| Cogito sumere potum alterum. | |
| I think I’ll have another drink. | |
| Abundant dulcibus vitiis. | |
| Nobody's perfect. | |
| Actio personalis monitur cum persona. | |
| Dead men don't sue. | |
| Vacca foeda. | |
| Stupid cow. | |
| Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. | |
| Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. | |
| Sharpei diem. | |
| Seize the wrinkled dog. | |
| Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! | |
| Don't you dare erase my hard disc! | |
| Illiud Latine dici non potest. | |
| You can't say that in Latin. | |
| Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur. | |
| Those lime green trousers are perfect with the pink shirt and tartan jacket. | |
| Totum dependeat. | |
| Let it all hang out. | |
| Sic faciunt omnes. | |
| Everybody's doing it. | |
| Fac ut vivas. | |
| Get a life. | |
| Log floggit cum palma folliculus. | |
| If you don't stop it, you'll go blind. | |
| Dumbassus! Hottie iste transvestitus! | |
| Idiot! That gorgeous woman isn’t! | |
| Aquaductus non diuresis! | |
| Don't do that in the swimming pool! | |
| Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum. | |
| We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. | |
| Magnus frater spectat te... | |
| Big Brother is watching you.... | |
| Habetis bona deum. | |
| Have a nice day. | |
| Die dulci fruere. | |
| Have a nice day. | |
| Fac ut gaudeam. | |
| Make my day. | |
| Credo Elvem etiam vivere. | |
| Elvis is alive and well. | |
| Sum, ergo edo. | |
| I am, therefore I eat. | |
| Duc, sequere, aut de via decede. | |
| Lead, follow, or get out of the way. | |
| Paucis verbis, quid est deconstructionismus? | |
| What, in a nutshell, is deconstructionism? | |
| Qualem mulierculam! | |
| What a bimbo! | |
| Lagunculae leydianae non accedunt. | |
| Batteries not included. | |
| Ducator meus nihil agit sine lagunculae leynidae accedunt. | |
| My calculator does not work without batteries. | |
| Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa? | |
| Where’s my rubber duck? | |
| Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus. | |
| Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. | |
| Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt. | |
| Save the whales. | |
| Lapsus nivium! | |
| Avalanche!! | |
| Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! | |
| You infernal machine! Give me my drink or give me back my money! | |
| Ire fortiter quo nemo ante iit. | |
| To boldly go where no man has gone before. | |
| Spucatum tauri. | |
| Bull shit. | |
| Cave canem. | |
| Beware of the dog. | |
| Confacimus navegemus. | |
| Bugger it - let's go sailing. | |
| Meum cerebrum nocet. | |
| My brain hurts. | |
| Crapulam terriblem habeo. | |
| I have a terrible hangover. | |
| Nullum gratuitum prandium. | |
| There is no such thing as a free lunch. | |
| Many (humble and shamefaced) thanks to Rob den Heijer from Maarssen in Holland for correcting my speeling errors. | |
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